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One of my earliest random memories is from when I was 9-years-old. I had just won a prize for a dance performance (on Jahan chaar yaar mil jaaye from Sharaabi!) at an army function and was being pretty much adored by everyone around. ‘Everyone’ then included lots of army ‘uncles’ and ‘aunties’ and particulary a [...]

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1. … because I get to stay here in a suite where people are paid to cuddle me. —-> 2. I have no curfew hours and can go out whenever and wherever I want to. 3. Someone else prepares/bothers about my food. 4. Someone else also cleans my poo. 5. The fatter I get, the [...]

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