1. … because I get to stay here in a suite where people are paid to cuddle me. —-> 2. I have no curfew hours and can go out whenever and wherever I want to. 3. Someone else prepares/bothers about my food. 4. Someone else also cleans my poo. 5. The fatter I get, the [...]
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Why I want to be a pussy
Posted in Billy the Cat, bitch, love, melbourne on October 30, 2009 | 17 Comments »
I don’t love you anymore.
Posted in love, marriage, relationships on August 30, 2009 | 18 Comments »
It’s a regular day. You two have been together for years, have built a house, a future, dreams together. You have your arguments and times you get irritated with each other, but overall, you’d say you are happy. And then one fine day your partner — husband, fiance, long-time girlfriend — turns around says, “I [...]
